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We've lots of tailwaggin' dog quotes to amuse you!
I hope you find these dog quotes on our furry companions enjoyable.... The Family Dog If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can do all these things . . . . . THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG!! Anonymous Dog Quotes If Dogs Made The Rules 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. Anonymous Dog Quotes Things We Can Learn From A Dog 1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. 2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. 3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. 4. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. 5. Take naps and stretch before rising. 6. Run, romp and play daily. 7. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. 8. Be loyal. 9. Never pretend to be something you're not. 10. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. 11. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. 12. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. 13. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. 14. On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. 15. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. 16. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout....run right back and make friends. 17. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. "My little dog... a heartbeat at my feet." - Edith Wharton "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams "No heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my dogs are there to welcome me." - Anonymous "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy "To err is human, to forgive is canine" - Anonymous Dog Quotes "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras "A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself." - Josh Billings "If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people." - James Thurber "Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one" - Anonymous "A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue." - Anonymous Dog Quotes "The dog represents all that is best in man." - Etienne Charlet "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney "The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too." - Samuel Butler "An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language." - Martin Buber "My sunshine does not come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes" - Anonymous "My goal is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am" - Anonymous Dog Quotes Subscribe to our Doggiezine from Fun Dog Quotes
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